Gohan's The Wedgie Boy
In this story Gohan is 8yrs old and he is at school. And it's not just any school. It's a school with warriors with powers and more. And Gohan is a nerd who gets picked on. Now here is the story, GOHAN"S WEDGIE! (Note: Gohan is my favorite DBZ character. This is just for fun.)
[Setting, at Four Star Elementary school in the classroom.]
Mr. Red: Passes back test "I am very disappointed in you class. All I saw was D's and F's. All except one. It is my star student, Gohan. Excellent job, Gohan."
Gohan: "No problem." Smiles (Gohan was wearing the clothes his mom gave him before they left for Namek. )
Drake: Whispers to Philip "Man that guy is such a dork."
Drake: Grins evilly "I know a way to completely embarrass in front of the school and make him cry like a baby." Laughs a little
Philip: "What is it?"
Drake: Whispers the plan in Philips ear
Philip: Grins evilly
Gohan: Gets his lunch and goes sit down
Drake: "Hey Gohan."
Philip: "The principle said go to his office. He wants to have lunch with you in his office."
Gohan: "Really!?" Gets up and goes out in the hallway and walks
Philip, Drake, and Gohan appears in one part of the hallway where no one is around
Drake: Grabs Gohan's tray
Philip: Covers Gohan's mouth
Drake: Pulls down Gohan's pants
Gohan: Blushes and sees his ponies' boy briefs underwear showing and tries to get away
Phillip: Gets duct tape from pocket and tapes Gohan's mouth shut, and tapes his legs together and arms together
Gohan muffles and screams and tries to get away
Drake: Turns Gohan around and gives him a painful wedgie
Gohan muffle screams
Drake: "Awww! Little shorty love this wedgie." Lifts Gohan up by his underwear
Gohan: Kicks legs, screams like crazy and tears come down
Drake: Makes it worse
Gohan: kicks legs and his testicals are in pain. Gohan's balls are being squeezed. Gohan balls feel like they're gonna pop. Also Gohan butt in showing.
Philip was recording the whole thing and pointing and laughing
Drake bounces Gohan up and down making the wedgie worse and goes outside, strips Gohan into nothing but his underwear and gives Gohan a flagpole wedgie
Gohan cries and his underwear is slowly stretching
Drake: "HAVE FUN! WEDGIE BOY!!!"
Gohan just stays up there and cries. He is wondering how long this pain will last. And Gohan's underwear is squeezing his balls so bad that one is sticking out on each side and twitching.
Drake and Phillip: "What a dork!" Laughs and walks away. And in the lunch room they show the other kids Gohan's wedgie from the phone and then puts it on the internet.
Gohan: Gohan's underwear had ripped and Gohan had fell from the flag pole. But he had survived. Let's just hope his kids survived. Gohan was so embrassed that he just finally tore the duct tape off and got the tape of his mouth and went home naked.